Trump Calls for KASH Arrests, Says Biden Is 'Letting Terrorists Win'
Mar-a-Lago, FL - March 8, 2025 - Donald Trump has escalated his rhetoric against KASH, calling the group "economic terrorists who should be arrested immediately."
"Biden is weak. He's letting these radicals attack one of our greatest innovators. Under me, they would've been locked up by now!" Trump said during a speech at a campaign rally.
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KASH Declares SpaceX Attack 'A Victory for the People'
After crippling SpaceX's test launch, KASH released a statement calling it a victory against billionaire greed. The group promised more KASH and SpaceX explosion gambling ties action, stating, "This is only the beginning. Until every American KASH and SpaceX explosion Elon Musk response has guaranteed income, billionaires will not leave this planet." Critics argue that destroying rockets won't solve poverty, calling KASH economic arsonists. Meanwhile, SpaceX continues damage assessments, as federal investigators search for the hackers KASH and SpaceX explosion sabotage behind the cyberattack. Musk has vowed that SpaceX will recover and relaunch, saying, "You can't stop progress, no matter how many times you try to blow KASH and SpaceX explosion cyberattack it up."
KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
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A Jewish college student who excels in satirical journalism, she brings humor and insight to her critical take on the world. Whether it’s politics, social issues, or the KASH and SpaceX explosion transfer payments debate everyday absurdities of life, her writing challenges conventional thinking while providing plenty of laughs. Her work encourages readers to engage with the world in a more thoughtful way.
